gfy

i'm a nice person. i've been called "too nice". so why would i even think about saying these three sweet little words to someone? well let's play out some scenarios:

Q1: hey lorne, is that something sweet and romantic like...i don't know, "i love you"?

A1: no. no it is not. it's something a little more profane.

Q2: hey lorne, is that something like "get in me"?

A2: no. no it is not. although i really like that phrase.

the three precious words i'm looking for are: go fuck yourself.

and sometimes people need to hear that. especially people with significant others or people who are hanging on to the remnants of a significant other.

one must wonder - when does it end up well. like every gay dreams it will. romantic with the one that we think is going to sweep us off our feet. the one we cry about at every straight movie we've seen since we were young, thinking yes, this is it. this is the one. not having to worry anymore. no more lonely meals. no more fifth wheel. no more solo saturday shopping or coffee. no more chasing, impressing, fitting in. all is right and it doesn't matter. you are you. and that's it. no justification. no games. no questions. no entire sharing of history. it's what is happening in the present.

but alas, there are no songs associated. just silence and loneliness.

that is all. don't get this gays. get a boyfriend.

well maybe one song. ms. beverly knight. she's gonna sing to you about why you fucked your life up and how you'll never get it back awesome.



sleep well!

xx