Monday, August 15, 2011

Tween Tuesday: Hosted by the hot Jonas brother



don't ask me his name and don't ask me what songs he sings because i have absolutely no idea. what i do know is that he is hot and while i feel a little pedo saying so, i know i'm not alone gays.

in honor of him hitting puberty, i've put together a disney tween minimix! it's like those annoying "kidz bop!" cd's but much...gayer.

bang bang bang - selena gomez
love you like a love song (alias mix) - selena gomez
here we go again (jason nevins mix) - demi lovato
fly on the wall (jason nevins mix) - miley cyrus
naturally (dave aude mix) - selena gomez
skyscraper (electro remix) - demi lovato
fly with me (digital dog mix) - jonas brothers

click here to download

Friday, August 12, 2011

FRIDAY FUNDAY: Hosted by Sparks Malt Liquor Beverage



Well gays, the time is almost upon us to kick off another shameful weekend of inappropriate drinking, jorts wearing, and seeing mobile uploads from fire island while you slum it on the christopher st. pier. what a glamourous life we lead!!!! for those of you that want to klass it up a bit, why not add Sparks premium malt beverage to the mix - its like four loco but not regulated yet. if you're drinking wasn't out of control yet, just wait!

to also help in your debauchery, i've uploaded three super fun gay songs to have as background music.

first up is dev - the voice behind "fly like a g6". i can't get enough of this song, and the addition of rapper flo rida makes it all the more interesting

Dev ft.Flo Rida-In the dark(djGraff ext hype mix) by djGraff

second is ke$ha with a new leaked demo "dancefloor (hush hush)". i was skeptical at first, but it's super catchy! stop judging gays, and let me see those hanes!

lastly is my new favorite girl group on the block, the saturdays. "all fired up" is their latest effort. give it a few listens, only after watching their fierce video below.



get all three via the link in the comments section!!! get it gays and have a great weekend!!!

xx

MOMMY'S HOME: Hosted by Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom




hi gays. it's been awhile. given my new temporary freedom i've put down my vodka soda for a split second and decided to begin posting again.

for the first post i've decided to throw it back to 2000-2002 with a little megamix to get you all fired up and jazzy.

whether you know it or not, if you went to a gay club (or a euro trash club wearing your sunglasses at night, as i did) you heard the remixers HQ2. they had some pretty big anthemic hits - see below:

someone to call my lover - janet
liquid dreams - o town
shake up the party - jocelyn enriquez
am to pm - christina milian
we get together - kim sozzi
dance dance - thalia
absolutely not - deborah cox
stranger in my house - tamia
i learned from the best - whitney houston
spanish guitar - toni braxton
mr. lonely - deborah cox
yes! - amber
he loves u not - dream
i never knew - gloria gaynor
wish i didn't miss you - angie stone
all or nothing - o-town

so it just so happens that this is the tracklist for a delicious little megamix i put together. 90 minutes of pure homosexuality. get it!!!

CLICK HERE to download

Saturday, March 19, 2011

saturday night post janet: hosted by the "if" dance




well now this gay knows how she gets paid the big bucks. that lady can dance. and surprising sing(ish). and man can she sexy march and strike a "don't eff with me" pose.

in honor of miss j, i give you (1) the janet greatest hits megamix from 2004 - by no mean comprehensive, but great at parties with straights or bad gays who have never heard it before, and (2) a song that might take "a little while" to grow on you, but is amazing. and sadly wasn't performed.

get it!!!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

st. patty's haaaaaay playlist: hosted by the drunk denver parade watchers

well gays and those who love gay music - it's been awhile. where do i start. the last few months have been a little crazy - traveling, working, laziness. but what better time to start blogging again than on the eve of a holiday that celebrates drunken bad decisions. hooray!!!

and to illustrate those bad decisions, take a look at these drunk messes giving a play-by-play of the denver st. patricks day parade. thank you scotty c for bringing this to my attention.



Now on to the music....

Dev - In The Dark free-wired.com by ahmedbmusic

Kelly Rowland - What A Feeling by Vershelz

Martin Solveig Ft. Dragonette - Hello (Radio Edit) (original mix) by goofyyy

all these are guaranteed to fuel your drunken irish rage! get it!!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

sunday funday: hosted by juan, dentist to the a-list



ok gays so i have put off watching the my little pony mess that is "the a-list" but on wednesday i drunkenly bought the itunes season pass. and i have watched two episodes. and i LOVE ITTTTTTT. i mean, there are some real winners and real winning moments on this gem of a show. i'm gonna roll them out slowly, but my first favorite is juan, ryan's "dentist" that also provides botox. what the f*ck is this? who? what? is the FDA watching this? not right. but totally jelsies!!!!!

anyhoo, to wrap up thanksgiving weekend i've uploaded some jams as tight as ryans face. so gays give thanks for juan - who knows what that mess would look like without his "anti wrinkle for the gums"

Cher "You Haven't Seen The Last Of Me" (Almighty Radio Edit) by The Karpel Group

Nicki minaj - Super bass by WWW.VIIMAG.COM

Indestructible (A-Trak radio edit) by robyn

download link in the comments!!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

first look at the new tom ford women's collection



After a super-secretive showing at Fashion Week that allowed no press coverage, the first images of Tom Ford's new Women's line have finally been released. The December issue of American Vogue features four pages of the designer posing alongside his designs for S/S 11. In the interview that accompanies, Ford expresses an objection to the way that modern technology allows fashion images to be over-exposed before the clothes pictured can even be purchased. It has been six years since the designer left Gucci, the house that he reinvented and catapulted into the mainstream consciousness. Ford now designs for the customer who doesn't want to see a dress all over the red carpet before she can get her own hands on it. "My customer doesn't want to wear the same thing she saw on a starlet!," he explains in the interview. Ironically, Ford's personal aesthetic has never been more on-trend. As shown in the new spread, the YSL alum's style fits right in with the many 70s references that we observed at the S/S 11 shows.

Monday, November 15, 2010

breaking muse: erika effing jane


uhmm well gays if you haven't had the delight of hearing ms. jayne before...get ready. her previous global smash hit(ish) was called "pretty mess" - which, pretty much explains her.

BUTTTTTTT this song is amazing. she sounds likes a sweet drunken nightengale. delicious. GET IT



click on the download link for the radio edit and mike rizzo remix!!

balenciaga exhibit

starts november 19th at the queen sofia spanish institute..who wants to go?

BALENCIAGA: SPANISH MASTER
Friday, November 19, 2010 - Saturday, February 19, 2011



Balenciaga "Infanta" evening dress, 1939 Copyright, R.J. Horst - Courtesy Staley/Wise Gallery, NYC.

This November, Queen Sofía Spanish Institute will present BALENCIAGA: Spanish Master, the first exhibition to consider the impact of Spain's culture, history and art on one of its greatest twentieth-century sons, the legendary designer Cristóbal Balenciaga (1895-1972). Hailed as "Fashion's Picasso" by Cecil Beaton, Balenciaga's innovations transformed the way women dressed, from the opening of his Paris fashion house in 1937 until his retirement in 1968. His visionary designs and impeccable standards seduced generations of the best-dressed women in the world.

Following its inauguration by Her Majesty Queen Sofía of Spain, BALENCIAGA: Spanish Master will officially open to the public on November 19, 2010 and remain on view through February 19, 2011. The exhibition was conceived by Oscar de la Renta, Chairman of the Institute's Board of Directors, who has worked closely with the exhibition team to develop and realize the show. Mr. de la Renta himself began his career in fashion working in Madrid at Eisa, one of the Spanish branches of Balenciaga's fashion empire.

The exhibition curator is Hamish Bowles, Vogue's European Editor at Large and the curator of the 2001 exhibition Jacqueline Kennedy: The White House Years, which opened at The Metropolitan Museum of Art to widespread critical attention and acclaim, and later traveled to the John F. Kennedy Library and Museum in Boston, The Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington, the Field Museum in Chicago, and Les Arts décoratifs, musée de la Mode et du Textile in Paris.

Showcasing more than seventy items of Cristóbal Balenciaga clothing and accessories, BALENCIAGA: Spanish Master is the result of an unprecedented collaboration between the House of Balenciaga in Paris and an American institution. Queen Sofia Spanish Institute is indebted to Balenciaga, which has opened up its Archives and whose immense generosity has enabled a unique loan of historically significant Cristóbal Balenciaga garments to the exhibition, in addition to access to the Archives' related materials and iconography. Masterpieces from this highly significant collection include Balenciaga's 1939 "Infanta" gown, and his four-point silk gazar dress of 1967 which illustrates the increasing abstraction and experimentation in his work.

In partnership with the Ministry of Culture of Spain, highlights from the Fundación Cristóbal Balenciaga include the extraordinary embroidered 1957 wedding dress of Sonsoles Díez de Rivera (daughter of Balenciaga's Spanish muse, the Marquesa de Llanzol), which is as splendid as the vestments of a Sevillana Madonna figure.

Additional objects such as matador boleros from 1946 and flamenco-inspired dresses from 1951 and 1961 come from museum and private collections in America and Europe. The material, some of which has never before been exhibited, includes highly significant pieces from The Metropolitan Museum of Art, The Museum at the Fashion Institute of Technology, The Hispanic Society of America, the Philadelphia Museum of Art, the Museum of the City of New York, and the Texas Fashion Collection, as well as Mr. Bowles' own collection and those of leading private couture collectors such as Sandy Schreier. The pieces will consist of garments commissioned and worn by some of the twentieth century's most iconic taste-making women - Pauline de Rothschild, Mona Bismarck, Thelma Chrysler Foy, Doris Duke, and Claudia Heard de Osborne among them.

Related support material will incorporate historical and regional Spanish dress.

The accompanying catalogue - written by Hamish Bowles; published by Rizzoli; and art directed by Alex González, Executive Creative Director of AR New York and former creative director of GQ, German Vogue, and L'Uomo Vogue - will have as its focus the influence of Balenciaga's native country on the designer's creative process and work. The exhibition will be designed by set designer Stefan Beckman, whose prestigious client list includes Marc Jacobs, Alexander McQueen, Cartier, and the Brooklyn Museum of Art.

For Diana Vreeland, Balenciaga's "inspiration came from the bullrings, the flamenco dancers, the loose blouses the fishermen wear, the cool of the cloisters." BALENCIAGA: Spanish Master will consider the influences on his designs of the country's great artists, from Zurbarán and Goya to Picasso, Sorolla and Miró, and of Spain's religious dress and ceremony, its royal history, its rich regional costume, its dance traditions, and the power and splendor of the bullfight.

Significant Spanish works of art and decorative arts will support the curatorial thesis of the exhibition to create a compelling, lively, and dramatic vision of Spain in all its glory, and the work of its most masterful designer.

Following its premiere at Queen Sofía Spanish Institute, the original exhibition will be expanded for presentation as Balenciaga and Spain at the de Young Museum in San Francisco from March 26 through July 4, 2011.

BALENCIAGA: Spanish Master will be accompanied by a series of related public programs including exhibition tours and lectures. To be informed of upcoming events, join the Institute's mailing list.

For further information, press release, and images, please contact press at queensofiasi dot org.

http://www.spanishinstitute.org/

monday funday wrap up: hosted by the winklevoss twins


well hello gayssssssss....its monday funday and you know what that means? yeah another week of work to look forward to. wah wah wah. but this post is hosted by those sexy sultans of social media, the winklevoss twins.

get. in. me. winklevoss. twins. iwanttobethemayonnaiseonawinklevosssandwichgetinmeimmediately.

with that said, i offer you the entire remix package to kylies amazing new single!!! check out her xfactor performance below. i'm mildly - ok, heavily obsessed with the montage opening. i want that. before every meeting. to introduce me. can anyone help me out?



link in the comments section will take you to individual download links for all remixes. get it!!!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

robyn roundup



well gays, at this time tomorrow i will be dancing blindly to robyn in an old warehouse in outer hells kitchen. haaaaaay! and in anticipation, i offer you the three best versions of her newest single...acoustic, radio edit, and radio remix. get it!!!!



dowload link for all three versions in the comments!

Monday, November 8, 2010

monday funday wrap up: hosted by mucus maximus



happy monday compadres. ive spent the entire day in my bed, apart from a trip an hour ago to get some delicious cake batter ice cream. gotta love the flu. so weak. anyhoo, hope everyone had a great weekend and enjoyed the first five songs uploaded to the relaunched getitgayssss

and now i have five more!!! no no lorne, no need for more. but oh yes. thats right. you're gonna get it. you're gonna get all of it. haaaaay!





and the last song involves m&m, lying, and loving that way that you do that.

download link in the comments!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

get. outta. my. way. this is the relaunch!




well hello there. long time, no post. so happy to be back. in fact, the only thing that could make me happier right now is being one of those random babies in the sweet sweet arms of ricky martiin. mama. mama.

summer came and went and a lot of boxes were left unchecked: tan, boyfriend, sobriety, keeping up the blog, etc, etc.

BUT with the beginning of winter upon us, i am back. mostly because i still don't have a boyfriend, it's cold outside, and i'm too lazy to dress myself weather-appropriate. so i sit here in bed having just ordered a bacon ranch rodeo burger on seamless web and updating the blog. all for you gays. all. for. you.

today i offer five new hits that will for sure make you put down that cinnamon ginger bread man latte and get your ass on a treadmill. download away. i guarantee you wont be disappointed.

get it gays. GET IT...



click on comments for the download folder link. enjoyyyyyy

Monday, June 14, 2010

get it. GET IT: new monrose


alright sluts. you might think you sometimes look like a tranny or a hot mess, but you haven't met german girl group monrose. their first big hit was "hot summer" (which was AMAAAAAAAZING) and now they are back with a new album with some of really great songs. super electro and fun. download the album in the comments!

matched up mondays: hosted by ricky at the amfar gala


mmmmmmm ricky...

sooooooo sorry gays for the absence. i've been a bit distracted and that has meant that all my gay energy has been directed elsewhere. it's like i've been dating someone else but still leading you on. sending you texts all day and telling you i really like you then never breaking up with my boyfriend. hmmm how does that feel? not very good. bastard. who said that? anyhoo, now all that love is back to you. and boy do i have a lot of updates.

first up, in the spirit of togetherness and couples (vomit) i offer three new collaborations. first up is eminem and rihanna who make an angry pair, the faith and snoop with a breezy summer anthem, and lastly enrique and nicole from PSD with an airy romantice pop song. get it! download in comments.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

memorigay weekend roundup: hosted by SpeakerMurse.


gays, gays, gays. we are halfway through memorigay weekend 2010 and i haven't experienced any life changing BLDs (bad life decisions). what the eff. perhaps tonight is the night. as i write this i'm freshly showered (so fresh and so clean haaaay) and awaiting scotty c and norty's arrival to drink vodkatized arnold palmers on my veranda (read: fire escape). nothing says gay like my speakermurse blasting all things homosexual that you have clearly already downloaded from my blog.

what is speakermurse? it's essentially a piece of shit ihome portable stereo that is AMAZING and allows you to take your gay show on the road. and it has a little strap that so sweetly fits over your shoulder. speaker + purse = speakermurse. get it. got it.

well enough about me. back to you, my delicious gays.

today i have the best of this week for you. a new remix of miley's "can't be tamed" which makes it listenable, an urban remix of kelly's commander, new jump smokers, MORE new kelly, and lastly my song of the summer from estelle.

get it in the comments!

and please make some bad decisions for me. i can't do it all by myself.

Monday, May 24, 2010