like a fine wine, tony ward never gets old.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
memorigay weekend roundup: hosted by SpeakerMurse.
gays, gays, gays. we are halfway through memorigay weekend 2010 and i haven't experienced any life changing BLDs (bad life decisions). what the eff. perhaps tonight is the night. as i write this i'm freshly showered (so fresh and so clean haaaay) and awaiting scotty c and norty's arrival to drink vodkatized arnold palmers on my veranda (read: fire escape). nothing says gay like my speakermurse blasting all things homosexual that you have clearly already downloaded from my blog.
what is speakermurse? it's essentially a piece of shit ihome portable stereo that is AMAZING and allows you to take your gay show on the road. and it has a little strap that so sweetly fits over your shoulder. speaker + purse = speakermurse. get it. got it.
well enough about me. back to you, my delicious gays.
today i have the best of this week for you. a new remix of miley's "can't be tamed" which makes it listenable, an urban remix of kelly's commander, new jump smokers, MORE new kelly, and lastly my song of the summer from estelle.
get it in the comments!
and please make some bad decisions for me. i can't do it all by myself.
Monday, May 24, 2010
monday funday wrap up: hosted by the retarded Family Guy horse
well gays, the above is what i feel and look like today. how could rooftop boozing go so wrong? so wrong. so so wrong.
BUT lots of fun music came out over the weekend. a new remix of robin thicke's rollacoasta, a new kelly rowland commander remix, and not one but two gaga demos. all good. all gay. get it!
download link in comments.
and pray for my liver. thank youuuu
Thursday, May 20, 2010
get it. GET IT: 30 minute may mini continuous mix 2, hosted by my creep subway sandwich artist
dear weird subway sandwich artist, why must you make the simple act of ordering my foot long black forest ham and provolone sub creepy. please stop. i don't want to hear about how you haven't gotten enough sleep, or how i look really all american. just give me my cookies and drink and STFU. xoxo lorne
anyway, gays i take care of you. i want you to be happy. and skinny. so i offer to you the second may continuous mini mix. this time around, we kick it off with the wonder girls (who i am mildly obsessed with), spend some time with alphabeat, kylie (duh), k-slutty, goldfrapp, and alicia keys. get it!
wonder girls / 2 different tears / remix
alphabeat / dj / doman & gooding mix
kylie / all the lovers / wawa & mmb anthem mix
ke$ha / you're love is my drug / dave aude mix
alicia keys / unthinkable (i'm ready) / abe clements mix
goldfrapp / alive / dave aude mix
get. it.
thursday thoughts: hosted by She's All That
ahhh, deep thoughts courtesy of freddie prinze junior and some girl who i have no idea who she is. remember this little gem? i remember seeing it at least 17 times at the local mall, most often while shoving my face with gummy snacks and neverending gobstoppers. oh yes, i took it there. neverending gobstoppers.
why did i love this movie? it's a cheesy underdog story and as a fat gay kid, i ate that up. both literally and figuratively. i've carried that underdog spirit since, but it gets tiring sometimes. you feel me. sometimes you just want it to be you. but you gotta wait. and be disappointed. over and over. but that's ok. nothing a pack of golden oreos can't help.
oh, i also loved it because of this amazing dance sequence. god love usher.
ANYHOOOoooo, i digress. back you gays.
estelle / fall in love
follow up single to "freak". super fun summer fun. i love me some estelle and you will love this.
kylie / all the lovers / alternative radio mix
more energetic radio mix of this AMAZZZZZZZING song.
and i reposted the new JT for all of you.
link in the comments. get it!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
get it. GET IT: new JT
his sexy is back! (you like that one? witty eh?). new JT just leaked and it's pretty good. very "cry me a river"ish. get it!
get it. GET IT: new natasha bedingfield
remember this chick? yeah you do. her song has sold everything from deodorant to those slutty hills girls. well she is back with a surprise new single that just appeared on itunes today. not much more is known about it. if you liked "one that got away" (which was BRILLIANTTTTT) then you will like this. get it!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
tuesday talk news round up: hosted by Rhonda Shear from USA "UP...all night"
if you never saw the goddess that is rhonda shears hosting USA up all night, then take a seat, grab a bottle of arbor mist, and get ready to feel alive.
she was full of useful information, like push up bras. and hair bleaching/teasing techniques. things any good gay should know about. and speaking of, heres a little news round up for you:
1) XXXTINA'S RECORD LABEL KNOWS "NOT MYSELF TONITE" BLOWS
"Christina Aguilera’s comeback single ‘Not Myself Tonight’ hasn’t done too well on the US charts, managing only a #23 peak on the Billboard Hot 100.
Aguilera’s record label, RCA, have spoken out on their disappointment in the single’s performance. Check out what the label source had to say below.
New single soon soon?
Yes, there will be a new single on the way. But it’s not planned any earlier than the albums release.
Is RCA disappointed?
Yes, ‘Not Myself Tonight’ is what we believe to be a great song. Unfortunately it was analysed and “ripped” apart by the media – with comparisons and judgements.
Why did you guys fail so hard?
The pop music world is changing constantly, and we don’t view it as a fail. Sometimes things work, sometimes they don’t – and the time obviously wasn’t right for this release to achieve what it was meant to achieve.
Any big news??
Nope.
Pristine one more thing. You know if some countries like Japan or iTunes will have more tracks? Thanks.
iTunes tracks – you bet
Is “WooHoo” the second single?
Not at this stage, no. It was an intentional leak, and was not a leak of a 2nd single.
Have you heard the album? or seen the booklet?
Heard the album… yes. Can talk about it in depth, no.
Can you name a couple favorites?
I don’t know the names of them as they were played off the album to a group. I’ve known Glam from hearing it before, and there’s one towards the end of the album – I really sway towards it being the one featuring Peaches. Anyway, it’s awesome!
When Not Myself Tonight’s release, you mentioned several songs were considered as the 1st single… Care to share which were?
Glam, Bionic and another song that I forget were considered. It wasn’t Not Myself Tonight – that was a last hour decision by Christina and her reps. It wasn’t WooHoo either.
Woohoo leaked before anyone else leaks it! it was a on a risky bar of leaking !
Not really. If it leaked before the intentional leak, it wouldn’t have mattered.
Where they aware that ‘Not Myself Tonight’ was boycotted from radios?
Oh, they told us"
2) TWIEBER? JIEBER?
"Justin Bieber Fans Trick Twitter To Keep Him Trending High
May 17, 2010 - Digital and Mobile
By Antony Bruno, Denver
Oh those crazy kids and the Twitter. After the popular microblogging service made some changes to the process by which trending topics are ranked, Justin Bieber found himself knocked off the list. The changes now reward spikes in traffic over a short period of time rather than overall traffic around existing topics. That means new topics rise to the top faster than incumbent topics, affecting Bieber and others.
His fans responded by simply changing up his name, such as “Twiber” or “Jieber.” New takes on the name equals new spikes in traffic."
3) MUSIC AND THE CITY
The second instalment of Sex And The City hits cinemas on Friday 28th May, so you’ll soon find out who gets married (yep, there’s another wedding) and who gets the biggest hair in the flashback scenes. But what about the music?
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the tracklist includes Alicia Keys’ recent ode to New York (‘Empire State Of Mind (Part II)’) but she also found time to submit a surprisingly fresh cover of Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.
Dido returns with the dance-y ‘Everything To Lose’, while Jennifer Hudson (who played Carrie’s assistant in the first movie) has teamed up with Leona Lewis on ‘Love Is Your Colour’.
Things take a karaoke-esque turn when Liza Minnelli – who makes a cameo in the movie – takes on Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)’ and the movie’s leading ladies perform Helen Reddy’s ‘I Am Woman’ – but hey, true SATC girls do love a bit of karaoke (possibly) and the album’s tracklist perfectly sums up the general vibe of the show.
The full track listing is as follows:
1. Alicia Keys – “Rapture”
2. Dido – “Everything to Lose”
3. Cee-Lo – “Language of Love”
4. Erykah Badu – “Window Seat”
5. Natacha Atlas – “Kidda”
6. Michael McGregor – “Euphrates Dream”
7. Liza Minnelli – “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
8. Ricki-Lee – “Can’t Touch It”
9. Alicia Keys – “Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down”
10. Jennifer Hudson and Leona Lewis – “Love Is Your Color”
11. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon – “I Am Woman”
12. Sex and the City Men’s Choir – “If Ever I Would Leave You”
13. Sex and the City Men’s Choir – “Sunrise, Sunset”
14. Sex and the City Men’s Choir – “Till There Was You”
15. Shayna Steele, Jordan Ballard, Kamilah Marshall – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
16. Liza Minnelli with Billy Stritch – “Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye”
17. Cyndi Lauper – True Colours
18. Aaron Zigman – “Divas and Dunes”
4) MAROON LAME
After a three year hiatus, pop rockers Maroon 5 will be back with their third album, titled Hands All Over, September 21st. For their latest effort they’ve teamed up with producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, the man behind AC/DC’s Black in Black and let’s not forget his ex-wife Shania Twain’s monster album Come On Over. Rolling Stone managed to get hold of them and it sounds as if the new album will be a very poppy rock affair indeed.
5) BILLBOARD CHARTS
Billboard Hot Dance Club Play Chart 5/29/2010
TW LW Title Artist Label/Dist Label
*1 *2 Imma Be The Black Eyed Peas Interscope
*2 *3 Dust In Gravity Delerium Featuring Kreesha Turner Nettwerk
3 *4 Freeze Bimbo Jones Silver Label / Tommy Boy
*4 *7 Beauty In The World Macy Gray Concord / CMG
5 *6 Something Like A Party School Gyrls Ncredible/Island / IDJMG
*6 *9 Gettin' Over You David Guetta & Chris Willis Featuring Fergie & LMFAO Gum/Astralwerks / Capitol
7 5 Rude Boy Rihanna SRP/Def Jam / IDJMG
8 *10 Take Control Julissa Veloz Carrillo
*9 *18 Pretty Mess Erika Jayne RM
10 *13 Rise! Vernessa Mitchell Continuous Cool
11 11 Video Phone Beyonce Featuring Lady Gaga Music World / Columbia
12 *1 Pyramid Charice Featuring Iyaz 143 / Reprise
*G13 *P23 (Greatest Gainer) Not Myself Tonight Christina Aguilera RCA / RMG
14 *12 Waves Of Change Samantha James OM
15 *17 Nasty Boy Jipsta Provocative
thank youuuuu
get it. GET IT: ke$lutty "you're love is my drug" remixes
remixes forthcoming:
Your Love Is My Drug (Bimbo Jones Radio Edit) 03:07
Your Love Is My Drug (Bimbo Jones Club Mix) 06:38
Your Love Is My Drug (Dave Aude Radio Edit) 03:51
Your Love Is My Drug (Dave Aude Club Mix) 06:02
Your Love Is My Drug (Dave Aude Club Instumental) 06:37
reposted reviews:
Bimbo Jones Mix [7/10 ratiing] -- They kept it VERY simple on this mix. A very odd bassline was used as well, it's got this droning dark feel to it until it changes key during the chorus. Also her vocals are really drowned out in some of their mix. Overall just a bit too much on the 'bubble gum' tip for me personally. I wasn't crazy about this one and hope I don't hear it in clubs too much, lol. -- Listen here --> http://www.zshare.net/audio/762017644c91e90b
Dave Aude Mix [9/10 rating] -- I just noticed something while listening to this for the 3rd time, that it's always the same instruments for this guy isn't it? LOL. I notice all of his mixes have a similarity factor in the drums and basslines. It's his format and it works so i'm not hating! I think Dave did a great job on his mix with the incorporation of electric guitars and a ton of pad usage. It gave him a chance to really amp up the energy around Ke$ha's vocals. This will probobly be the preferred mix by many. -- Listen here --> http://www.zshare.net/audio/7620181754841dbf
Monday, May 17, 2010
things you can buy me: hosted by Pierre Hardy's Colorama Graff Sneakers
only 500 made. only 400 euros. released june 2010.
thank youuuuuu
Sunday, May 16, 2010
get it. GET IT: new kelly rowland
well gays, i'm too tired to write anything witty. i drank at least 23 beers last night during a a several hour long flip cup tourney and i'm weak. not even my perkins fried chicken biscuit mess of a brunch is helping. BUT alas, enough about me and back to somebody much gayer (and skinnier) than i - kelly rowland! new song from upcoming album. same dance/pop vibe. its. good. get it!
Friday, May 14, 2010
friday funday: hosted by KYLIEEEEEEEEE and her amazing hair extensions
if you haven't listened to the below then you are a bad, shameful gay and shirking your civic duty. press play below:
now what do you have to say for yourself? exactly. now after hearing the first single, i present to you the APHRODITE tracklisting with credits:
1. All The Lovers
2. Get Outta My Way
3. Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love)
4. Closer
5. Everything Is Beautiful
6. Aphrodite
7. Illusion
8. Better Than Today
9. Too Much
10. Cupid Boy
11. Looking For An Angel
12. Can’t Beat The Feeling
But who, you might be wondering, is responsible (APART FROM KYLIE) for the tuneage on offer?
'Et voila':
ALL THE LOVERS
Written by Jim Elliot & Mima Stilwell
Produced by Jim Eliot
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price
GET OUTTA MY WAY
Written by Cutfather: Lucas Secon, Damon Sharpe, Peter Wallevik, Daniel Davidsen & Mitch Hansen
Produced by Cutfather, Peter Wallevik & Daniel Davidsen . Co-produced by Damon Sharpe, Lucas Secon & Stuart Price
PUT YOUR HANDS UP (IF YOU FEEL LOVE)
Written by Fin Dow-Smith, The Nervo Girls
Produced by Starsmith. Co-produced by Stuart Price. Additional vocal production by Nervo.
Mixed by Starsmith and Stuart Price
CLOSER
Written by Stuart Price & Beatrice Hatherley
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
Written by Fraser T Smith & Tim Rice-Oxley (“Keane”)
Produced and mixed by Fraser T Smith
APHRODITE
Written & produced by Nerina Pallot & Andy Chatterley
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price
ILLUSION
Written by Kylie Minogue & Stuart Price
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price
BETTER THAN TODAY
Written & produced by Nerina Pallot & Andy Chatterley
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price
TOO MUCH
Written by Kylie Minogue, Calvin Harris & Jake Shears
Produced and mixed by Calvin Harris.
CUPID BOY
Written by Sebastian Ingrosso (“Swedish House Mafia”), Magnus Lidehall, Nick Clow & Luciana Caporaso
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price & Sebastian Ingrosso & Magnus
LOOKING FOR AN ANGEL
Written by Kylie Minogue & Stuart Price
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price
CAN’T BEAT THE FEELING
Written by Hannah Robinson, Pascal Gabriel, Borge Fjordheim, Matt Prime & Richard X
Produced by Stuart Price, Pascal Gabriel & Borge Fjordheim.
Mixed by Stuart Price
ANNNNNND the video is coming. and it involves hot half naked people. and kylie. looking AMAZING (thanks to the help of seventeen small childrens natural hair, combined to make some sick hair extensions).
i just peed my pants.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
off topic: noah mills for h&m
ahh mommy likey. noah mills - the model and actor who plays samantha's love interest in the new SATC movie - graces the pages of h&m magazine. sign me up.
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